Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
Historically accurate Popsicle Jokes
Oli Sykes | Bring Me The Horizon
The American Dream Tour
Worcester, MA - February 27, 2014
© Jackie Rozett
I WAS THERE
I don’t think I’ve EVER been in such a hurry to post something. This is absolute fact and every single parent needs to see this. I’ve never known an officer who didn’t cringe when they heard a parent say this. Raising kids is hard these days. Kids have enough problems growing up without being confused about who the real enemy is. Besides, if you don’t have enough discipline to make your child respect and obey you, and you have to resort to threatening your five year old with jail…that child has bigger problems than whether he’ll get up in time for school. DON’T BE THIS PARENT!
- Intro: State of the Hip-Hop Union Address
- Track 1: How Do My Presidential Balls Taste?
- Track 2: Obamacare For Ya Mama
- Track 3: Vetoing The Pussy feat: The First Lady
- Track 4: Rock the Vote After I Rock Ya Headboard
- Track 5: I Got the CIA Fucking With Me
- Track 6: White House Sanctioned Murder feat: Wild Joe Biden
- Track 7: Government Lockdown (Fuck the Repubs)
- Track 8: Senate Massacre
- Track 9: Executive Branch Evil
- Track 10: Harvard Hitman
- Outro: Re-Elect a Real Nigga When You See One
- Bonus Track: What You Mean Declined? (The Deficit’s Trying To Kill Me)
this track list was too good I had to reblog again
HUGE POKEMON X/Y SHINY GIVEAWAY
Hey guys! I’ve decided to host my first tumblr giveaway. I don’t play pokemon much anymore so I figured I should give away some of my favorite shinies. The shines you could win are: Lugia, Mew, Amaura, Noibat, Delphox, Tyrantrum, and Eevee! The mew is from Japan and the eevee has 6 IV’s! (Sorry for the terrible picture quality, btw.)
So anyway, the rules.
You must be following me!
A reblog is one entry, and a like is another entry.
The giveaway will end in two weeks time, so on March the 15th.
Obviously, you’ve gotta own a 3DS and a copy of either pokemon X or Y, and you must be willing to share your friendcode with me.
No giveaway blogs! I will check.
1st place will get 1st pick, 2nd place will get 2nd pick, and so on.
That’s about it, guys. Good luck!
this is officially the gayest thing i have ever seen
I can’t explain my feelings right now.